Email Etiquette 101: Pay Attention

Years from now, Michelle will track back the beginning of her spiraling low self esteem to the family photo where she was put in an apple basket.

For starters, this photo just popped up when I searched google images with the key words “email grandma” in the hopes of finding a photo to add to the post.  I am not sure if it was serious or if they were making fun of the photo, but I loved it so much, I decided to use it anyway, even though it really doesn’t make any sense. Here is an example. I received this email yesterday. It is clearly not for me. I have had troubles with this specific email mistake before, they have a very similar email address to mine. It took me forever to get off large group email addresses about designing an ice skating rink somewhere near Long Beach. They would send me direct questions and I would respond that they had the wrong email, but since there were so many people on the email, they would keep getting it wrong when they just copied the email list.

On Jun 18, 2012, at 3:30 PM, “ALVAREZ, JEVI” <JeviAlvarez@allstate.com> wrote:

Hi Mary,

I just wanted to follow up with you regarding the home insurance quotes. I am still working on finding you the best rate. I am waiting to hear if the other carriers to find out if they also insure you with the exclusion of the roof water damage. As soon as I hear back for the other carriers, I will call you.

Thank you!

Jevi Alvarez

Allstate Insurance
Blaine Davis Agency
188 Pomona Ave
Long Beach, CA 90803
Bus. 562-987-1090
Fax. 562-987-0319
jevialvarez@allstate.com

You’re in Good Hands!

I wrote back:

On Mon, Jun 18, 2012 at 3:34 PM, Scott Parker-Anderson <parkeranderson@gmail.com> wrote:

Hello,
You have the wrong email address. Please remove.

Since I sent the email to everyone, Mary wrote back this morning, but she only replied to me, again, the email did not get to the right person:

On Jun 19, 2012, at 7:43 AM, Mary Ann Anderson <maryannander@gmail.com> wrote:

Parker Anderson’s e-mail is parkeranderson1@gmail.com .. don’t know who that other creepy looking guy is you e-mailed. I need to discuss a few things my friend concerned me about with this homeowner’s coverage ..I would like to talk to you at 8:30 when you get in.Thanks.

I know, right? How. Dare. She. Obviously, I replied to everyone and even included the email address she provided in her response:

On Tue, Jun 19, 2012 at 8:12 AM, Scott Parker-Anderson <parkeranderson@gmail.com> wrote:

Hello,

First, I am not “creepy looking.” And second, learn how to use email. You replied only to me with your message.

It is not my fault that I received the wrong email.

Have a good day.

Scott Parker-Anderson

Since then, crickets…. Noting. No email from Mary apologizing for her sloppy email, no response from the right guy explaining that Mary is his really old and rude grandmother, and no response from the Allstate Insurance agent who started this mess. With all fairness, everyone knows that you should never (I repeat NEVER) have insurance from any of the agencies with “State” or “Farm” in the name. They are the Chase Banks of the insurance industry.

Irving Paul “Swifty” Lazar – Style Icon

Irving Paul “Swifty” Lazar (March 28, 1907 – December 30, 1993) was a talent agent and dealmaker, representing both movie stars and authors.

Born Samuel Lazar in Brooklyn, New York, he graduated from Brooklyn Law School in 1931. While practicing bankruptcy law during the early 1930s, he negotiated a business deal for a vaudeville performer and realized the income potential for acting as an agent.
He moved to Hollywood in 1936 but maintained a presence in New York until after World War II when he moved to Los Angeles permanently. After putting together three major deals for Humphrey Bogart in a single day, he was dubbed “Swifty” by Bogart. The moniker stuck but was a name he actually disliked.

In addition to Bogart, Lazar became the agent representing the top tier of celebrities, including Lauren Bacall, Truman Capote, Cher, Joan Collins, Noel Coward, Ira Gershwin, Cary Grant, Moss Hart, Ernest Hemingway, Gene Kelly, Madonna, Walter Matthau, Larry McMurtry, Vladimir Nabokov, Clifford Odets, Cole Porter, William Saroyan, Irwin Shaw, President Richard Nixon and Tennessee Williams. Lazar’s power became such that he could negotiate a deal for someone who was not even his client and then collect a fee from that person’s agent.

During World War II, Lazar, with Benjamin Landis, suggested to the U.S. Army Air Forces that it produce a play to encourage enlistment and to raise funds for the Army Emergency Relief Fund. The Air Forces commanding general, Henry H. Arnold, agreed and the play Winged Victory was written by Moss Hart and produced by Hart and Lazar. It was a huge success, playing on Broadway and on tour around the U.S. for over a million people. A film version was produced during the same period.

Lazar was an executive producer (with Bernie Brillstein) of John G. Avildsen’s Neighbors (1981), starring John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd, and he was an associate producer on two television miniseries, The Thorn Birds (1983) and Robert Kennedy & His Times (1985). He was renowned for his annual post-Academy Award parties that started at the famous Romanoff’s, then moved to the Bistro Garden and finally to Wolfgang Puck’s restaurant, Spago. His was widely regarded as the most important Oscar celebration, and those who received invitations were regarded as the inner circle.

Lazar died in 1993, aged 86, from complications stemming from diabetes which eventually cut off circulation to his feet, which doctors wanted to amputate. Lazar, who was being treated at home via peritoneal dialysis, refused amputation. This refusal hastened Lazar’s death. The Death Certificate states “Imminent Cause: Chronic Renal Failure due to Glomerulo Sclerosis due to Hypertension. Other significant conditions contributing to death but not related to cause given in 21 [above]: lower extremities diabetes.” He was interred in the Westwood Village Memorial Park Cemetery in Los Angeles next to his wife, Mary, who had died in January that same year from liver cancer. Michael Korda wrote a 1993 New Yorker profile of Lazar, later incorporated into Korda’s book, Another Life: A Memoir of Other People (Random House, 1999). At the time of his death, Lazar was working on his autobiography, Swifty: My Life and Good Times, which was completed by Annette Tapert and published by Simon & Schuster in 1995.

Swifty Lazar appears as a character in Peter Morgan’s stage play, Frost/Nixon, first staged at the Donmar Warehouse, London on August 10, 2006 and played by actor Kerry Shale. In the play Lazar negotiates a deal with David Frost on behalf of President Richard Nixon for Frost to interview Nixon. The play is closely based on real-life events. He has also been portrayed by Toby Jones in the 2008 film version of Frost/Nixon.