10 REALLY RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME
-I can do back flips.
-I have lost my eyesight and hearing at separate times.
-I still mourn the death of Polaroid instant film.
-I have never been either kind of skiing.
-I have swam with five different species of shark.
-I haven’t had a single migraine since my appendix was removed.
-I miss carbs.
-I secretly named the dead dog that was in the woods down by the stream when I was a kid. His name was Jack.
-I have more books than I have friends.
-I do not even know how much coffee I drink daily.
9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART
-Have or be a pretty silver road bike.
-Have a spot-on Joe Pesci impersonation.
-Proper personal pronoun usage.
8 THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERYDAY
-A secret fear of handshakes.
7 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
-Fear/Hatred of the unknown.
-Misuse of personal pronouns, their/there/they’re, etc.
-When walking downtown, the wind is blowing against you no matter which direction you are walking. I begin to feel like Mother Nature hates me for something.
-My inability to open anything that is factory sealed in plastic.
-My ever-so-slightly bent front bike wheel.
5 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
-Be a parent.
-Write the next great American novel.
-Unlock my potential.
-Learn to surf.
-Love, and hopefully be loved in return.
4 THINGS I’M AFRAID OF
-Ignorance-based fear and hatred.
-Coffee bean embargoes.
3 THINGS I DO EVERYDAY
2 THINGS I’M TRYING NOT TO DO
-Engage in negative self-speak.
-Have a single day of inactivity.
1 PERSON I WANT TO SEE