10 REALLY RANDOM THINGS ABOUT ME
-I can do back flips.
-I have lost my eyesight and hearing at separate times.
-I still mourn the death of Polaroid instant film.
-I have never been either kind of skiing.
-I have swam with five different species of shark.
-I haven’t had a single migraine since my appendix was removed.
-I miss carbs.
-I secretly named the dead dog that was in the woods down by the stream when I was a kid. His name was Jack.
-I have more books than I have friends.
-I do not even know how much coffee I drink daily.

9 WAYS TO WIN MY HEART
-Humor.
-Altruism.
-Empathy/Compassion.
-Passion.
-Have or be a pretty silver road bike.
-Spontaneity.
-Have a spot-on Joe Pesci impersonation.
-Proper personal pronoun usage.
-Coffee

8 THINGS I CARRY/WEAR EVERYDAY
-Phone
- Keys
-Money
-Sunglasses
-Lip Balm
-Driver’s License
-Coffee
-A secret fear of handshakes.

7 THINGS THAT ANNOY ME
-Fear/Hatred of the unknown.
-Misuse of personal pronouns, their/there/they’re, etc.
-When walking downtown, the wind is blowing against you no matter which direction you are walking. I begin to feel like Mother Nature hates me for something.
-My inability to open anything that is factory sealed in plastic.
-My ever-so-slightly bent front bike wheel.
-Pears.
-Apathy.

6 PLACES I’VE VISITED OR INTEND TO
-Seychelles Islands
-Galapagos Islands
-Patagonia
-Brasilia
-Tahiti
-Easter Island

5 THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE
-Be a parent.
-Write the next great American novel.
-Unlock my potential.
-Learn to surf.
-Love, and hopefully be loved in return.

4 THINGS I’M AFRAID OF
-Becoming Stagnant.
-Mediocrity.
-Ignorance-based fear and hatred.
-Coffee bean embargoes.

3 THINGS I DO EVERYDAY
-Write.
-Eat.
-Sleep.

2 THINGS I’M TRYING NOT TO DO
-Engage in negative self-speak.
-Have a single day of inactivity.

1 PERSON I WANT TO SEE 
-Ivan Parker.