Daily Prompt: Ghostwriter | The Daily Post

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Question:  If you could have any author –living or dead – write your biography, who would you choose?

Answer:  This morning, I woke up thinking about how one of the dogs has a greater understanding and perfection of ennui than most humans could ever even have.  Dino is an absolute sweet baby boy, but he gets these moods where he just mopes.  The are hilarious to see on a dog, especially on a dog that is completely untrained and spoiled rotten.

My natural immediate response to the above question is F. Scott Fitzgerald, but having one’s life story be told in faded gilding squandered opulence manner may not be the sort of legacy that I am wanting.

I will have to choose David Rakoff, Douglas Coupland and Bret Easten Ellis to write my story.  Think hilariously witty duck-out-of-water disenfranchised underachiever with yuppy serial killer delusions.  I guess that works.

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