Since you asked, here are the books on/near my bedside at all times: “D.V.” by Diana Vreeland. This book will change your life. She can give
“Catch A Wave And You’re Sitting On Top Of The World.” On my walk to work this morning, I crossed paths with an elderly lady
Time Goes By, Nothing Really Changes. Recently, a 9th grader from John Sedgwick Junior High in Port Orchard, WA was suspended for wearing a dress
The most subversive act I committed this weekend was listening to “Queen’s Greatest Hits” whilst shopping at Trader Joes.
Q: what’s the difference between Sarah Palin‘s mouth and her vagina? A: only one retarded thing came out of her vagina. You’re Welcome.